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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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