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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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