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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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