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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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