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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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