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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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