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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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