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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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