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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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