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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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