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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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