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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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