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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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