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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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