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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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