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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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