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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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