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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What'll happen if someone accidently consumed hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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