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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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