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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin' and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

Even as a child he raised a racket.

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