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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked the waiters if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What are these people doing?

They're about to drive people bananas.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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