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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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