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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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