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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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