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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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