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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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