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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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