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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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