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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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