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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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