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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Akiva Lane
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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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