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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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