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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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