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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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