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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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