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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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