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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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