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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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