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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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