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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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