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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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