Pictures:

What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

2097

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237

Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

500

Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

1454

When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

1532

How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

778

Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

170

Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

2301

What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

586

What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

620

Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

2561

Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

2157