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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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