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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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