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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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