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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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