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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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