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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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