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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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