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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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