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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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