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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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