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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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