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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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