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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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