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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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