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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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