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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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