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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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