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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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