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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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