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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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