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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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