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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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