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What is this?

It escapes me.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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