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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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