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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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