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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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