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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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