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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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