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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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