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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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