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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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