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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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