Pictures:

What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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