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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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