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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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