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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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