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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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