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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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