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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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