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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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