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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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