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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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