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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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