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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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