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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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