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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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