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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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