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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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