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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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