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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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