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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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