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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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