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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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