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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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