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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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