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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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