Pictures:

What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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