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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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