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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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