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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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